itswrathandruin:

fortuneandglorykid:

kateoplis:

Ok. FINE. You win, Wonut. 

christ

wait so…. maybe god iS real….. 

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I used to babysit for this lady

dirtyberd:

who was like pretty proper, wealthy, a super overprotective mother, a yoga teacher. She was the kind of person who would spell words that weren’t even bad around the kids. But for some reason she ALWAYS called pooping “taking a shit.” Bowel movements were exclusively shits to be taken. Like she would so casually be like, “Oh hello, good day, how are you? Doing well, I hope? Oh by the way did the baby take a shit today?” 

People are so fucking weird. And I love it. 

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callumbal:

My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere

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If you like her Instagram picture you might as well go fuck her in the ass cuz I know you want to you lying ugly piece of shit

#me  #lmao.  

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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concertlasagna:

Taylor Rice, Local Natives | The Greek Theater — LA | 09.13.13

LN feels

all-studioghibli:

The World of Howl’s Moving Castle. 

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seaofevenings:

Local Natives.

Heyyyy

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marbleheavymind:

Really at&t

englishsnow:

 anna verlet shelton || Portland 

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